Hire A French Kid today!
Since Chirac bent over for them, I began to wonder what jobs French youth would be good enough at to warrant not getting fired. Here’s a partial list:
1. Molotov cocktail maker (special skills required: pouring gasoline into an open container in an “environmentally friendly” way.)
2. Molotov cocktail thrower - (Experience bowling Cricket, pitching American Baseball a plus).

3. Librarian:

Courtesy of Gateway Pundit
4. Graveyard Caretaker:
Note - The quote below “Roast Beefs go home” says “Remove your garbage from our soil.”

5. Auto Repair:

6. Mime:

7. Urban Renewal:

8. Waste Management:


