Hire A French Kid today!

Since Chirac bent over for them, I began to wonder what jobs French youth would be good enough at to warrant not getting fired. Here’s a partial list:

1. Molotov cocktail maker
(special skills required: pouring gasoline into an open container in an “environmentally friendly” way.)

2. Molotov cocktail thrower
– (Experience bowling Cricket, pitching American Baseball a plus).
Parisian Youths Hurl Rocks, Epithets

3. Librarian:

Image courtesy of Gateway Pundit
Courtesy of Gateway Pundit

4. Graveyard Caretaker:
Note – The quote below “Roast Beefs go home” says “Remove your garbage from our soil.”
American Cemetery in France

5. Auto Repair:
Cars burn in Paris

6. Mime:
French Fashionistas Relax

7. Urban Renewal:

French Protesters Destroy

8. Waste Management:
French Burn Garbage (for once)

3 Comments

  1. Lou P.:

    I’m surprise this post didn’t have any comments. I found it to be quite clever. The “Mime” was my favorite of the bunch…

  2. Administrator:

    Lou
    Glad you liked ‘em.

  3. The Razor - by Scott Kirwin » Why do the French put up with this?:

    [...] This isn’t the first time this has happened: Rampaging youths rioted overnight in Paris’ suburbs, hurling Molotov cocktails and setting fire to dozens of cars. At least 77 officers were injured and officers were fired at, a senior police union official said Tuesday… [...]

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