Happy New Year!
It’s truly scary to think how many of these New Years I’ve seen. And they all come so much faster each year. I almost expect that if you lived long enough, time would become a blur and events would be zipping past you without your being able to grasp their true meaning.
Or not.
I just checked my stats for the last month and boy are we on a tear. More traffic than we’ve ever had. Lots of French too. bâtards pauvres.
So what lies in store for this year? Well, I expect Andrew Sullivan will continue to ignore me. Hollywood will continue to put out crap. All the music that anyone under the age of 20 will still objectively suck, and lost of aging stars that you haven’t thought about in a few years will drop like flies.
Speaking of dropping like flies. Sorry for you Catholics out there but I see the chances of the Pope lasting to see another New Year rank up there with the likelihood of anyone muttering this phrase after next November: “President Sharpton".
Bill O’Reilly will still not understand the internet. Barbara Streisand will still not buy a dictionary, and Janeane Garofalo will still not be funny.
Michael Jackson will cop a plea, Scott Peterson will get Life, and the “Democratic wing of the Democratic party” will get shown the door by the American voter.
Israel will complete it’s security fence. Syria will open up to UN inspections of its WMD program, and President Musharrif’s luck will run out in Pakistan.
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