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Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!*
*Offer void to Iraqis, Israelis or any other nationality said deserving of these human rights by the United States, Great Britain, or any other English speaking nation. Does not apply in the Middle East nor the former colonies of France. Offer of Equality conditional upon acceptance of fact that the French are more equal than others. Liberty guaranteed to any ex-dictator from a former French colony regardless of any suspected or confirmed human rights violations. See your local French ambassador for details. Fraternity not applicable to the United States regardless of the number of times these rights have been restored to France by that country.
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