Rosie O’Donnell’s New Fashion Line
Wealthy media mogul and conspiracy-theorist Rosie O’Donnell has announced a new fashion line today. Speaking at a gala thrown by the Billionaires for Change, O’Donnell – rumored to be mulling over a $40 million dollar contract by ABC - announced her new line which she guarantees will protect the wearer against “all microwave radiation beamed out of CIA headquarters in Langley,” and prevent Bush from “reading the minds everywhere and keep his Israeli mafia from gunning them down.”
O’Donnell, who believes that part of her $40 million mission is to “speak truth to power” has denied that as one of America’s wealthiest people, she in fact is the power. When told that she’s an overweight intellectual lightweight who is single-handedly holding back the Gay Rights movement, sources in orbit of Ms. O’Donnell confirm she consulted her attorneys regarding a possible libel lawsuit – thereby proving that for Ms. O’Donnell, speaking truth to power is not okay when she’s the power.
Hat-tip (literally): EEEVil Conservative
