A Fair Trade
I love the art of the deal, and so it was easy for me to imagine the following:
Rove: Howard, it is I, Lord Rove calling from the depths.
Dean: Karl, I Lord of Screams hear you. State your business.
Rove: (sound of escaping steam) I have reached what I believe to be a fair… trade of sorts… Hagel for Lieberman.
Dean: To what scheme might I apply this so-called logic of yours, Karl?
Rove: Hagel is one of yours, and Joe’s one of ours. And if Joe loses the primary, you know he’s going to win the general. So… You run Lamont against my boy Joe, you get Charles du Hagel – the French asshole.
Dean: Hmmm… A bargain methinks…
Rove: It is truly fair… It shall preserve the balance of forces which helps to maintain the balance in our 527’s.
Dean: Agreed. Make it so.
jburgint:
A Fair Trade
nice..
3 August 2006, 12:27 pmrush0874:
A Fair Trade
nice..
3 August 2006, 12:43 pm