Moussaoui Gets Last Chance to Speak Before Going to Jail
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Things Moussaoui most likely won’t say during his speech:
1. America kicks a$$.
2. I’m really, really happy to be here instead of roasting in Hell.
3. Judge, you are one hot thang.
4. I’m going to Disneyland.
5. Jihad is for pussies!
6. You know, I really thought Bin Laden was all-that. However after careful consideration I now realize that he was just one rich, crazy sonofab**ch.
7. I’m so happy, I could kiss a Jew.
8. I thought flying an airplane into a building would make me happy. But you know what? After being caught, you know what would really make me happy? A new iPod.
9. It’s Miller time.
10. I’m sorry.
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