Gulp!
So JP Morgan-Chase has purchased BankOne. We’re taking suggestions on new names and slogans for the bank. Hit the comments and add your thought for either or both. Here’s some to start you off:
Chase1 - Destroying shareholder wealth one merger at time.
First Illuminati - We’re everywhere
JPMorganChaseManhattanChemicalBankofNewYorkBankOneFirstUSA - We’re as big as our name.
ChaseBankOne - We own you
JP Morgan Bank1 - Bigger than God
BankOneChase - You’re fired
Get creative now…
