Drive Bys
Pump up the gangsta rap and level the 9s. It’s time for an intellectual drive-by:
Cindy: Shut the fuck up. Social change won’t be made in an airconditioned trailer supplied by a wealthy corporation.
David Duke: I thought you were dead. Too bad I was wrong.
Al Sharpton: You are truly a funny man. Give up politics and take up stand up comedy. We need someone to fill Chappell’s shoes.
Pat Robertson: You blamed 9-11 on gay rights in America. No, I haven‘t forgotten that. As far as I’m concerned, you are to Christianity what Noam Chomsky is to Judaism.
Hugo Chavez: Just when one Fidel is knocking on the door to Hell, another one pops up. Smile and stand still on the balcony you bastard.
Jesse Jackson: The wrong man died in Memphis on April 4, 1968 – and deep down you know that.
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