Osama’s Last Digs Before His Big Splash (into the Indian Ocean)

So Osama had 3 wives who never left his million dollar mansion, yet the place looked like a goat shed. Three wives with NOTHING TO DO and not one could tidy up? Heck you put me under house arrest for 5 years and even I’ll have the place spotless.

Now it turns out Osama had a porn stash - so it appears that his wives didn’t do THAT either. I’m not sure what those women did for five years; you’d think that sheer boredom would have driven them to keep the place clean and their husband’s every desire satiated. Unless of course his “every desire” was for something else. Maybe the CIA should interrogate the goats at the compound…

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  1. Gayle Miller:

    Scott – you are deliciously funny and I’m so glad I found your blog. I’ve blogrolled you!

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