Powell Resigns
Colin Powell has resigned, and INDC Journal nominates Zell Miller as his replacement
I nominate Zell Miller for SecState; he’d make Donald Rumsfeld look like Jimmy Carter:“I don’t much care what France thinks… they’re just a buncha wine drinkin’, crossandwich eatin’ buncha pansies that make love with their mouth and ain’t never seen no bath water … the only beret worth wearin’ is a green beret and they’d all be doin’ the Sieg Heil shuffle if it weren’t for our brave boys over there in Dubya Dubya Two. And Jock Chir-rack? I’d like to git that greased-up toe-licking mama’s boy out behind a woodshed and slap him stem-whinin’. Problem is, he’d run like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin’, jes like all them damn frogs.”
“Press conference over; my cow died last night so I don’t need your bull, and I’m busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor. Now git!”
Works for me…
