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War’s Eve

19th March 2003, 12:19 pm

The (dis)information is coming thick and fast, but not fast enough for the news junkies like us with Fox News on two TVs in the house. Since everyone is wondering what will be happening over the next few hours, we thought we would take a look at what won’t be happening.

– No more “hide the anthrax” with Blix and crew (“Schultz” – see first comments below) – No more crap from Sen Thom Daschell (D – France) or the short & homely Dixie Chick. – No more playing with chipper-shredders for Oday and Qusay – unless they get a thrill from being fed into one themselves – No more crap supposedly from the Pontiff but most likely from the pederasts surrounding him and propping him up

Things to look forward to:

– A Free Iraq – The phrase “our allies the Iraqis” or “our friends in Baghdad” (useful to fill the gap once taken by the French) – PJ O’Rourke articles in Rolling Stone about the war – Thom Daschell scrambling to get his hands on one of those pamphlets being dropped in Iraq telling him how to surrender – Jacque Chirac explaining to his people the illegal trade in arms to the former Iraqi regime – Chancellor Schroder explaining to his people how Germany supplied poison gas to the former Iraqi regime – Saddam’s dead body strung up with piano wire on a lamppost in Tikrit
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